[Unfortunately, I lost his address. Sorry, beautiful women... you'll have to do without.]
My own lunch server is going well. I've changed the format a bit, and probably will clean it up some more as well. Finally started getting some photographs, except I had to bring my lunch into the lab, to use our amazingly expensive camera on it. But, see this camera is also amazingly slow (albeit capable of mind-boggling feats), so it took about 20 minutes for me to get a picture of a sandwich and some french fries. The french fry picture is bad, but I couldn't wait any longer. A man _must_ eat! I'm sure you understand. I'm hoping to get access to a portable digital camera and use that, since it's significantly faster.
Maybe you (or your readers) might want to see my lunch page at http://sdnp1.ucsd.edu/dmoore/lunch/. I'd appreciate it, if you could place me in your list of other lunch servers.
Again, I hope you and your machine are well.
-- David
Or: Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas dinner, Passover, Easter feast, Fourth of July picnic, Memorial Day pie-eating contest
Or: Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam (That was too easy)
When we were children we were asked: 'What has four wheels and flies?' We were certain the answer was 'a garbage truck.' Now that we are older and working know the answer is 'the lunch truck'. (Maybe they are the same thing.)
There is a signmaker somewhere in England who has made a small fortune selling signs which say 'THE BEST INDIAN FOOD IN LONDON'. And that reminds me, London seems to be crammed with some of the worst curry shops I've ever eaten in!
that's 30 for now.
If I eat a turkey sandwich in my office, I am having lunch, regardless of what time of day it is. (One possible exception: if I intended to leave for the day immediately after eating, it might be considered dinner. However, in this situation, I'd be more likely to take the sandwich home and eat it in more convivial surroundings ...)
Of course, it is open to debate whether it is possible to have lunch on a weekend, although I lean towards a broad, inclusive definition.
For example, if I'm out working in the garden, and I take a short break to have a glass of lemonade and a cheese-and-pickle sandwich*, I'd call it lunch.
Then again, some weekends I get up late, have brunch, and don't eat again until evening. On such days, I don't eat any meals which possess lunch nature.
Hm. Thinking about this has got me all hungry. Think I'll go eat lunch.
OK
arthur
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*cheese-and-pickle sandwich:
Spread a thin layer of mayonnaise on bread. Add slices of cheddar. Slice pickles lengthwise and layer on top of cheddar. You can add some fresh chives or dill if you like, but you don't need them. Top with second slice of bread. Carry your sandwich out into the back yard (or public garden), set yourself down and watch the world go by. Soak in the sunlight. Smell the tomato plants and the sweet peas. Scrunch your toes in the dirt. Eat your sandwich. Lemonade optional. (Warning: This sandwich is high in sodium, fat, and cholestorol. Use only as directed. The author is not responsible for injury resulting from inappropriate use of cheese-and-pickle sandwich. This product was tested on animals (me).)